Today's Top 5
It's official. The "experts" have spoken. The debate is over. Straws only have one hole. But this age of discovery must continue! We need to know, America!
Top 5 Other Questions the "Experts" Need Answers to Now that We Know How Many Holes a Straw Has
5.) Why does the wind only know one song on the chimes?
4.) If we eliminate coal, how will snowmen see?
3.) If women like men who clean, why don't more of them marry janitors?
2.) Why does Darth Vader wear a cape?
1.) What's wrong with Kanye?