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Today's Top 5
Do you sleep next to a snorer? a sheet thief? Is it so bad you're considering separate beds? Before making any rash decisions peruse today's list of..
Top 5 Reasons to Still Share a Bed
5.) It leads to cuddling. Which leads to heavy petting. Which leads to sex. Unless you're married. Then, it just leads to cuddling.
4.) You know what they say: A family that lays together, stays together. Wait, that didn't sound right.
3.) Doctors say it's good for you heart. But then, doctors also said the pandemic was real and not an Illuminati plat to inject us with microchips.
2.) It leaves more space in your bedroom for that Peloton you'll never use.
1.) Two words: Dutch. Oven.
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