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Today's Top 5

What's up America? A new poll found we take fewer vacation days than any other country on the planet. Pathetic? Maybe. Maybe not..

Top 5  Reasons Vacations Suck

5.) While you're gone, the boss realizes how useless you really are and replaces you with AN A.I. Radio host.....sorry projecting.

4.) By day 2m your sunburn's so bad people think you're Donald Trump.

3.) The prettiest beaches are always in a dangerous Third World Hellhole. But enough about Florida. Mexico's also scary.


2.) The house sitter is always calls to say your dog is missing. And the cat's not.

1.)  You have to bring your family.
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