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Today's Top 5

Do you scroll on your phone with your thumb or finger? A new poll says using your finger means you're old! Who knew we are being so harshly judged. And it doesn't stop with wrong-finger scrolling as you'll see with today's list of....

Top 5  Other Subtle Signs You're Old


5.) When you bend over your back pops more than Tuesday's fireworks.
4.) You keep saying that whatever-your-age-is is the new 30.

3.) You hang a flag on your home for EVERY holiday. Even Thanksgiving.

2.) You yell at school board meetings.

1.)  The overhead music at CVS reminds you of your prom.
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