Pass the butter! It's National Lobster Day! In honor of that, enjoy this....

Top 5 Things Lobsters Would Say If They Could Talk

5.) I avoid pot. Too many of my friends have died in one.

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4.) Got an invitation to a clambake...think it might be a trick!

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3.) How'd you feel if they put a picture of you outside a restaurant called "Red Human"

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2.) We're not stupid....we know that pot ain't no hot tub!

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1.) I'd like to meet new people, but it's hard for me to come out of my shell