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Today's Top 5
So, there you are settling in and focusing on the job at hand...and then it happens: Someone knocks on the bathroom door. Awkward. Time to turn the tables with today's list of....
Top 5 Things to Say to Freak Someone Out Who Knocks on the Bathroom Door While You're Inside
5.) "Door Dash? Is that you?"
4.) "Oh wow! I didn't even know I was pregnant!"
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3.) "One second. My victim is still breathing"
2.) "Finally! Did you remember to bring the goat for the sacrifice?"
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1.) "Go turn the TV WAY UP....you're not gonna want to hear this..."
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