Today’s Top 5 Being a lifeguard is a stressful job…here are some things that add to their anxiety: Top 5 Things that Annoy Lifeguards 5.) Having a gorgeous babe in a bikini call for your help…because her grandpa needs mouth-mouth. 4.) Not looking as good as David Hasselhoff when you run in slow motion. 3.) Sharks that refuse to announce their presence with that ominous, two-chord theme. 2.) Realizing that your job is to police a giant concrete tub of teenager pee. 1.) Finding sand in your Speedo, even though you work at a land locked pool.